Our application process is easy. Simply project all the fears you have about losing your relationship. Put them down on paper. They may just come true some day. List all the great things about your partner. That way we'll have a better idea of what type pf premium for which you qualify. Don't forget to list any negative things about the relationship. We take those into account and let you use them as discounts towards many of our services.
Our agents have lots of experience. They have all had their heart broken and are ready to speak with you right away in order to help you with that overwhelming feeling of impending doom. Don't wait any longer. A compassionate ear is just a phone call away. We'll talk with you for hours, knowing that what you need most is for someone else to co-sign your bullshit.
This website was created to poke fun at the ridiculousness of never letting go. Love Insurance is not a real product. If you are going through a breakup, I hope you have found some humor here. Feel free to contact me at tobythebookfiend_yahoo.com if you have any feedback.