Your friends may complain about having to pay alimony, but if you don't take out a Love Insurance policy out on your wife, money will be the least of your problems. Try picking up the pieces of your heart, crushed by the apparent futility of marriage vows.
Sure he's overweight and just wants to watch TV all evening. But if he decides to leave you, how will you ever manage on your own? Having lost all your individuality by deferring to your man, you'll definitely want our help.
A good deal of society doesn't even consider your union legitimate so you've already got that going against you. Not to say that the hetros are doing any better at keeping their relationships together. It's only a matter of time before your main source of companionship is of the feline variety.
C'mon now. You guys aren't even playing ball. You know the game. In a few months you'll be in love with an entirely different person. Of course, if you decide to get engaged we do have discounted plans for newlyweds.
Sure you both said that there would be no strings attached, but we know you've changed your mind. What if your hook up buddy doesn't want to see you anymore?
