There are no guarantees in life... or love. Here at NeverLetGo.Com we like to appeal to your fear. You may have life insurance, but what will you do if you lose that wonderful spouse, partner or even that hookup buddy you've had for the past two years. Introducing Love Insurance, the new way to secure your relationships even beyond the point at which they were meant to last. Our company has spent good time and money researching the many ways in which we can provide our customers with a virtual experience of their former love. So even if they want nothing to do with you we make sure you believe they do. Some of the ways we do this is through emails and gift packages. We also have a team of private photographers who will discreetly photograph that ex and then superimpose the images onto photos with you, so that your photo albums will always be filled with happy memories.
One of the newest types of Love Insurance we offer are for those who have never had a partner. We'll create a pretend personality that broke your heart!
Whether you think you'll be dumped or you're contemplating dumping someone, Love Insurance will save everyone involved unecessary growth and learning experience. You've heard people say that breakups heal over time and that there are "plenty of fish in the sea", but we all know that's just silly talk. You know deep down in your empty heart that you may someday lose tthe object of your codependency and without our services spend the rest of your days in dull misery, hoping only for that last gasp.
* Those who have just gotten dumped must wait until beginning a new relationship (which probably won't happen) in order to apply for Love Insurance. You are pretty much screwed.
